No, not guns. Not ammo either.
Me! Henceforth and forever from attending any more basketball games at my brothers’ alma mater.
Why? “Due to multiple losses while in attendance.” Seems like every time I show up in town and head over to campus to see a game, the home team loses.
My baby brother has been threatening to ban me from attending games for a while. He quit giving me extra tickets some time ago. Today, however, was the last straw.
MY college team beat HIS college team on their home court. So now I’m banned. But he told me I’m still allowed to watch them on TV.