At this time, all that I am allowed to say is a “minor non-derogatory remark that acknowledges my appearance” on Gun Gurus.
Ok. There. That’s minor and definitely non-derogatory.
Oh. And both Mr. Schreier and Mr. Supica are very cool.
And in which I find out that I’m no better than any other fan-girl out there…
I just got a call from NRA HQ in Virginia. My submission to the Gun Gurus, to bring a firearm for them to oogle the Thursday of NRAAM in Louisville got chosen! I get to dig my daddy’s shotgun, given to him when he was just a tyke, to take with me to show off to them.
I am seriously dancing around the house and *squeeeeeeeee*ing!
Matthew 1: 18-25
This is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about.
When his mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph,
but before they lived together,
she was found with child through the Holy Spirit.
Joseph her husband, since he was a righteous man,
yet unwilling to expose her to shame,
decided to divorce her quietly.
Such was his intention when, behold,
the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said,
“Joseph, son of David,
do not be afraid to take Mary your wife into your home.
For it is through the Holy Spirit
that this child has been conceived in her.
She will bear a son and you are to name him Jesus,
because he will save his people from their sins.”
All this took place to fulfill
what the Lord had said through the prophet:
Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son,
and they shall name him Emmanuel,
which means “God is with us.”
When Joseph awoke,
he did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him
and took his wife into his home.
He had no relations with her until she bore a son,
and he named him Jesus.
May you all have a happy and blessed Christmas and a joyous and rewarding new year!
No, not guns. Not ammo either.
Me! Henceforth and forever from attending any more basketball games at my brothers’ alma mater.
Why? “Due to multiple losses while in attendance.” Seems like every time I show up in town and head over to campus to see a game, the home team loses.
My baby brother has been threatening to ban me from attending games for a while. He quit giving me extra tickets some time ago. Today, however, was the last straw.
MY college team beat HIS college team on their home court. So now I’m banned. But he told me I’m still allowed to watch them on TV.
Categories: Humor, Sports
Tags: Family, Funny